Why do there exist so many people who like or even love to get sweaty as hell, stink like crap, and make their muscles so incredibly sore?
Let’s ask Jimmy, Sally and Bobby about it:
“So Jimmy, why do you workout?”
Jimmy: Well, if I’m being honest, I wanna be the most jacked up guy in the gym, being named the ALPHA KING... it’d also be pretty dope if I could charm all the hot babes with my sick biceps, ya feel?
“Uhh… okay right…
(If you read until the end, I’ll show you some of his inspirational workout pics… BUT DO NOT JUST SCROLL DOWN, THAT’S CHEATING!)
And next we have our friend Bobby here, what about you?”
Bobby: I don’t have any reasons. I f@#$ing hate it.
“Thanks for sharing!
What about you Sally, you look awful excited?”
Sally: OH GOSH, I have a ton of reasons! Obviously, I’ll get insanely strong super fast, my bones will become unbreakable, my blood pressure impeccable, my immune system will be a fortified shield against every disease that exists… just basically perfect and invincible!